Full name: fuck you
Birthday: some time between 2004-2009, take a wild guess
Where Do You Live Now?: some weird redneck town in norway (not really redneck but you get the point)
Parent(s): i guess
Looks: i look like young genderbent gabe newell without the glasses
Favorite Animal(s): cats, all sorts of reptiles
Favorite TV Show(s): i hate tv
Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: anything really, except for kpop. i fucking hate it because i associate it with some unfortunate times
Favorite Movie(s): a serbian film
School: i skip school all the time so :/
Future School: none, hopefully
Future Job: i dont know i dont like talking to people so my options are limited.
Best Buds: i have no friends
Favorite Candy: n/a
Hobbies: i like to sing...and consume violent content
Things You Collect: notebooks, i used to collect monster energy cans but my mom forced me to get rid of them :/
Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: not really a thing anymore
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex.? eyes. teeth.
Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: hell no.
Piercing(s) And Where?: not yet, but shark bites are cool
What Do You Sleep in?: partially nude. even if its fucking freezing and i can see my breath
Do you like Chain Letters: fuck no
Best Advice: nothing matters
Favorite Quotes: none
Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: none
Dream Car: none
Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: scroll through r/crimescene
What’s Your Bedtime: whenever
Where Do You Shop?: i dont, my mother does
Coke or Pepsi: neither. theyre both bad.
Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: black stuff.
Favorite Subject(s) In School?: i hate everything. im doing kind of well in english though, so...
Favorite Color(s): black
Favorite People To Talk To Online: v i guess.
Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? no.
Do You Shave? i dont.
Favorite Vacation Spot(s): moms friends house, especially because we have to take a bus to and from the area and i love bus rides. they make me happy.
Favorite Family Member(s): none.
Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? no
Favorite CD you own: литоургиꙗ
The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: everyone
Favorite Food(s): does edam cheese count? specifically babybel cheese. also watermelon, shit is bussin (i hate that word but its the only thing that can describe watermelon)
Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: i dont know about you but i think sebastian stan was kinda attractive in his younger years. the most attractive woman on this god forsaken planet is sheri moon zombie.
What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: none
When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? buried, but only if my funeral is going to look like this
Do You Believe In Aliens?: they kinda scare me, but yeah
If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: translate.
Things You Obsess Over: some obscure russian band.
Favorite Day of the Week: saturday
A Teacher You Hate: you want a list buddy?
Favorite Disney Movie: burn them all, i hate disney
What Is Your Favorite Season? summer
What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? cheese...specifically mozzarella cheese.
Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): i pack my own.
If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? southeastern europe/balkan peninsula
Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: watch gory films
Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: eh?
Favorite Magazine(s): n/a
Favorite Flower(s): carnations
Favorite Number(s): 666
Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): cookie dough!!!! (just kidding, its vanilla.)
What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: none. after all,
What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? oh god...
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? weight.
Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: breakfast, brush
Favorite Time of Day: 2pm
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: i guess?
Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: no.
Do You Mind Paying For Sex? its a waste of money
What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: everythings important
Do you have a pager or cell phone? yeah
Favorite Sport: i dont like sports
What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? anything my grandmother has ever sent me.
How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: a long time, i got distracted.
What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: this
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? no
Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? i couldnt care less.
oh wow haha i did another one