Games

GAMES YOU SHOULD PLAY

DOOM: DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN?
BLOOD: IF YOU LIKE DOOM, YOU'LL LOVE BLOOD. MARANAX INFIRMUX, AM I RIGHT? HA HA HA.
PATHOLOGIC: COOL GAME FROM RUSSIA. EVEN JUST STANDING STILL MAKES YOU FEEL UNEASY.
SHADOW WARRIOR: OKAY SO THIS GAME IS KINDA SHIT. IF YOU'RE NOT INTO RACIST CARICATURES YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS, WHICH IS TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD PRESS T DURING GAMEPLAY AND TYPE IN 'SWGREED'.
HARVESTER: YOU WANT GORE? OH, YOU'LL GET GORE, ALRIGHT. FUN POINT AND CLICK GAME WITH DISTURBING CONTENT.
HALF-LIFE: JANKY FPS GAME. THERE'S NO HALF-LIFE 3 BECAUSE VALVE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT, AND THE FIRST GAME IS THE ONLY ONE WORTH PLAYING (IN MY OPINION, ALLODOXAPHOBE).
YUME NIKKI: FUN RPG WITH FUN GRAPHICS. ENOUGH SAID. MIGHT BE BLAND OR BORING TO SOME, BUT I LIKE IT.

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